"White men can't jump"

Does anyone remember that movie?

Let's do a Prince. ..

On Groupon they're selling a silicone height increaser. I can buy that. There are a lot of short men here....but WHY would a basketball player keep it in his shoes? Haha. How is he going to run and play a game with these silis wobbling around his shoes? Sure, no man can jump using these increasers.