-No, this is not where the coffee goes!
- Vomit on the floor and nothing to clean it with, use your skirt.
- To tired or stressed to make your own breakfast, well, eat the leftover cerelac (äppelgröt)
- So you fell asleep with full makeup and look like a Halloween monster in the morning, well, who cares.
- Sleep or shower? That's a no brainer!
- Every morning the same story with a touch of panic. ... Where is the night guard? Under or in the bed? In the bathroom or kitchen? (I use it to prevent grinding my teeth)
- Is that toe still alive? ..I mean from countless nights misjudging the distance to the door.
Disclaimer: This is what happened when becoming a parent. I actually do spend my time keeping all lil Baba's things perfect and the house clean. It's all for him. We're his Entourage. This is written with a touch of irony, but I can assure you that all parents do crazy things at least once.
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